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December 26th, 2009, 03:05 PM
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December 27th, 2009, 11:54 PM
The fish one is actually kinda useful for those so inclined. Tarzan... hehe.

December 28th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Been there; done that.

Why mess around with fish. Go directly to humans (http://parenting.slides.kaboose.com/88-gift-guide-classic-toys/3).

January 4th, 2010, 12:44 PM
The craziest has to be the lactation doll with flower nipples.

January 9th, 2010, 08:55 PM
Not listed, but remembered by many is the lawn dart. Also know as "jarts" these things were deadly but fun. Outlawed by the U.S. government, so much so, that you are not allowed to resell them on the internet! I have tried, with no luck. These things are contraband. Good thing I've collected six sets of Jarts within the last 25 years.

January 9th, 2010, 09:44 PM
I swear this is true:

I have an uncle who was a pilot, when he returned once from a trip to Africa he brought us back blow darts.

Another time he brought me back a boomerang.

(much more appreciated than the liederhosen from Bavaria)