View Full Version : 8-foot penis on Fifth Avenue

October 1st, 2005, 10:46 PM
Redesign of 720 Fifth Avenue, corner of 56th Street, the future place of Abercrombie & Fitch. I was shocked to discover that I can clearly tell that testicles are on the south side of the pants, with penis pointing north, towards Plaza Hotel and Central Park. I found myself estimating the size of the penis by comparing it to a height of an average passerby below and came to the conclusion that it's about 8 feet. What's your opinion?

http://www.wirednewyork.com/manhattan/fifth/fifth_abercrombie_fitch.jpg (http://www.wirednewyork.com/5th_avenue.htm)

October 1st, 2005, 11:15 PM
I never liked those Abercombie commercials anywy, but walking into the store through a giant male crotch is disgusting.

October 1st, 2005, 11:24 PM
As much as Apercrombie tries to shock us, all they do is make me yawn. From their racist slogan t-shirts, to their advertisments that border on child pornography, their act has grown very tired.

October 1st, 2005, 11:26 PM
It could be a girl with a maxipad all askew. But, I am in favor of 8-foot penises on Fifth Ave. I wouldn't mind having one on my block.

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October 2nd, 2005, 03:21 PM
And here I was expecting pictures of some towering phallic sidewalk sculpture...

October 3rd, 2005, 01:52 AM
I know! Truth in advertising Edward... It's not nearly as dirty as you hinted. All I see is wrinkles, though I do think it's extremely funny that you enter through the crotch. That alone should be a permenant fixture somehow. I think all the "outrage" over A&F is a lot of discomfort with images of naked men. Plenty of publications & products make their $$ off photos of naked women... equal opportunity.

October 3rd, 2005, 01:30 PM
Hahaha thats hilarious! I can't really tell how big it is... But looking at the photo and the people below it looks to be big. I guess I will have to go there and check it out my self. ;) After all... It might aswell be the wrinkles.

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October 3rd, 2005, 01:36 PM
There's another one of these on a billboard in the Meatpacking District.

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October 3rd, 2005, 08:54 PM
It could be a girl with a maxipad all askew. But, I am in favor of 8-foot penises on Fifth Ave. I wouldn't mind having one on my block.

Your significant other might start to protest upon noticing that your eyes would bug out significantly and you'd start drooling everytime you passed by...

October 3rd, 2005, 09:27 PM
I have to view that billboard on a regular basis. To make it even more absurd, there's frequently a line of construction workers voicing commentary on passersby. Talk about surreal.

October 4th, 2005, 01:46 AM
I think the more interesting thing is the location of the pants and the total lack of pubes.

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October 4th, 2005, 05:19 PM
Well, if they're that lowrise, then some trimming must be done to prevent any embarassing revelations.