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I was at university in a lecture about communication. I was given the chance to be Psycho-analyised
by our guest tutor. Before we began I was asked to create a secret list of anything I wished.
Ten minutes later and the interview started. I answered the questions as best I could, but she was
not interested in my answers..she was looking at my body language and my physical reactions during
the interview.
My results were announced to an astonished lecture room full of fellow students.
I, apparently am shifty, a fibber with a inherent habit of masking the fact I am not telling the truth
by putting on a self confident facade to try and hide my bad traits.
Well you could have knocked me over with a feather.
Oh by the way...here is my secret list I made up earlier:
Fidgety due to recovering from putting my back out,
High due to drinking coffee (gets me high man!!!)
Eye movement due to teenage meningitus (twice) affecting visual and eye co-ordination
It is hot in here, heating on too high.
In all her years of teaching psycho-analysis this was the first time that her answers
had been predicted and reasoning explained..HA HA HA I got one over on THEM!
But then it comes back to roost as I had to be shown how to do a Transformer...
BY A FIVE YEAR OLD. Humble pie to a Masters student really is Humbling