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    Default I believe a better world is possible.

    Ladies and Gentleman, when I am pesident of the United States, I will end, once and for all, our nation's unhealthy obsession with the female nipple!

    THEY'RE JUST BREASTS! SURE THEY'RE SEXY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL OBSCENE ABOUT THEM! CAN WE JUST GET OVER IT ONCE AND FOR ALL?

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, MY TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TO BE PAYING FOR A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION OF JANET JACKSON'S NIPPLE!

    All-right. I feel better now.

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    That was my 700th post. Perfect.

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    I was watching the show but somehow missed it. :?

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    Boobies are lots of fun. But completly non-sexual.

    I dont see the big deal with them.

    But on the other hand I wouldnt want my rtheoretical child seeing what was none other than a publicity stunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gulcrapek
    I was watching the show but somehow missed it. :?
    Maybe you blinked.

    Either way, it was one of the most mediocre halftime shows I've ever seen. At least at most of the other ones I've watched, the performers actually didn't lip sync.

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    Janet, you let me see you're right nipple: you have the right to see my right testicle. Please contact me.....

    Seriously, i think this has something to do with her bro :-)

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    Everyone has nipples.

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    Hmmm zippy i'm not sure if you're statement is valid for Calista Flockart.........She lost her boobs somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhstockton
    Ladies and Gentleman, when I am pesident of the United States, I will end, once and for all, out nation's unhealthy obsession with the female nipple!
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    Default Re: I believe a better world is possible.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZippyTheChimp
    Quote Originally Posted by dbhstockton
    Ladies and Gentleman, when I am pesident of the United States, I will end, once and for all, out nation's unhealthy obsession with the female nipple!
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, when I am President of the United States, I will deem that the Super Bowl will from now on be held on SATURDAY.

    I missed the nipple too, you guys actually watch the half-time show?

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    I never watch halftime. That's eatin' time. And bonding with all the kids running around the house. I did see Willie strumming up some tax revenue. :wink:

    So how about best commercial:

    The horse-drawn sleigh?

    The Willie Nelson tax advice doll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbhstockton
    Ladies and Gentleman, when I am pesident of the United States, I will end, once and for all, our nation's unhealthy obsession with the female nipple!

    THEY'RE JUST BREASTS! SURE THEY'RE SEXY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL OBSCENE ABOUT THEM! CAN WE JUST GET OVER IT ONCE AND FOR ALL?

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, MY TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TO BE PAYING FOR A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION OF JANET JACKSON'S NIPPLE!

    All-right. I feel better now.
    Of course there couldnt be better things to do, like fight terrorism. :roll:

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    The commercials were pretty weak, also.

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    There was the Guinness commercial that got me all excited, featuring grown men running downstairs in the morning to get an early start.


    "Treat St. Patrick's day like a real holiday":mrgreen:

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